A day in the life of some one who loves America maybe too much?

So I figured it out you guys, I'm supposed to marry someone from a different sexy country with a sexy accent and he is a little freaked out by how much I love America... I mean, my wardrobe is primarily Red-White-and-Blue... that's normal though, right? And it's normal to decorate your walls with American Flags, right? What? I really love America... it's basically the best country EVER!!

Lesson #20: maybe hold back your extremeness until the honeymoon...

So my sexy accented boyfriend is out there somewhere and the best thing I can do is suppress my true self! So I'm going to tone it down a little... maybe hum something other than the national anthem, maybe I could get some different color into my wardrobe, some yellow, purple, some GREEN?! Oh my gosh the possibilities are opening themselves up to me!

Well guys, if all things work out, this time next week I should be engaged to a sexy British or Australian man... I'm thinking maybe I'll do Liam Hemsworth a favor and break him and Miley up... that's what love is all about, right, saving each other!

PS... sorry I've been absent for a little while, I was celebrating my favorite holiday... INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!!! But from now on you guys, as far as anyone else is concerned my favorite holiday is Thanksgiving, I will be a normal girl and I will get me a foreign man!!
Until next time my friends, Keep it real!

A day in the life of the girl who shouldn't swim...

So I discovered, monday night, that I am the least graceful swimmer since your dad belly flopped HARD CORE! It's bad you guys... Let's start with the dive... So I decided to try to dive, and slipped at the end of the diving board, and BAM! Semi-belly flop if you will... This picture was technically taken after the... incident, as I like to call it... but I think you can see my technique doesn't change. Also, as you can see I wore, like, all of my clothing, I think that was my major downfall, too much extra weight to stay well balanced enough. I could go into the science of it but i don't want to bore you.

Lesson #19: Learn to swim like a mermaid so you can date some hot merman

So after the jump... I swam with the current down stream... it was just sad, the way I was stumbling the whole way down... How is it possible that when I'm floating down stream I can look like I'm unsuccessfully swimming up stream... it's bad you guys! My inability to swim is another reason I'm not dating. Men like women who can gracefully swim incase they fall into a stream and they need to swim to shore... if your woman looks like a dying whale every time she swims well then... you might as well be dating a dying whale. So perhaps I should start taking synchronized swimming class... if you guys know of any good ones, let me know, because... I think that might be the only thing that helps me at this point!

Peace and Love you guys, Peace and Love

A day in the life of my new favorite hang out!

For today's lesson we're going to learn about hanging out at the right places... I've recently learned that I have no idea where to hang out. Apparently here in Sexy-Rexy the place to be is McDonalds. Yup... this is no lie, I mean, I guess considering the location it's not too surprising... Rexburg Idaho's Walmart is in the same parking lot as K-Mart, so obviously this is why it's the hot-hang...

Anna, a friend of mine, works at the Micky-Dee's here in Rexburg and she informed me that all the hotties in town like to hang out at McDonalds! I can't tell you how happy this makes me, I've been wondering where they are, I mean, they certainly aren't on my couch, so let's fix this, how can I get them on my couch? Either I move my couch to McDonalds, or I just move into McDonalds... right? I want to make my house their new favorite Hizzity-Hang!

Lesson #18: Be cooler than McDonalds

So basically the plan here is to know the hot hang out spots and then be better than that place. How am I going to be better than McDonalds you ask? Here's a list of ways...

1. Make apartment smell like french fries: apartments have a much smaller square footage so this           shouldn't be too difficult! 
2. Make good food (Basically I already have this one down... just ask anyone  I've ever cooked for)
3. Have a play ground... it doesn't have to smell like pee... that is optional!
4. Have toys; some for boys and some for girls!

So these are just some of the basic ways I'm going to try to make my home more accommodating and welcoming... like a McDonalds! Let's get some dates up in here!!!!