Things hot people can get away with...

So I've been thinking today, there are a lot of things that hot people can get away with that the rest of the universe can't... Here's my list of things that most people have a hard time with:

1. Being friends with other hot people... Hot people can be friends with as many hot people as they want because the chance is, eventually they will find a hot person who wants more than friendship... the rest of us are "just" friends with all the hotties and we're sitting there staring at their chiseled abs thinking "why can't he love me" and he's like "Oh Sam! You're so funny!" not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything... Screw you Douchie Chad!
2. Moving: For most people moving is a big ordeal, it involves finding a place to live, a job, packing up your life and hauling it out to your car/trailer, unloading trailer and unpacking...etc... Hot people have no trouble finding jobs, or places to live (I mean what landlord DOESN'T want a total hottie boosting up their property value?! Loading and Unloading, please, if you're a girl hottie, every man in the neighbor hood is breaking that trailer down just to hang out with you in your bikini because "moving just makes you soooo sweaty!" And if you're a hot dude... well you can probably carry all your boxes in at once, with your shirt off, while all the chicks in the neighborhood decide at the exact same time to go sun bathing on or near your front yard...
3. Shopping: It's amazing how everything in every store is some how tailored perfectly to fit the nearest hottie's body... Like, it's almost a Traveling Pants kind of effect... 
4. Free stuff: Hot people are always getting free stuff because brands want hottie's to be wearing their brand so other non hot people will spend all their money in the hopes that they can look like that hottie some how... hence why I spent $16 on a bottle of hair-texturizing junk yesterday...

 Well... I might hate all hot people now, but I can't because most of my friends fit in the hot category which is actually really good for my ego since it's my theory that all hot people travel in packs, which enplanes how most of them on the CW are Werewolves... 

Let's play Desert Island!

Ok, so most people play this game by picking the 5-movies they'd bring if they were going to be stuck on a Desert Island, or the 3-books... or at least those were the rules on the episode of the Office I watched the other day... Well that got me thinking, what if I was only allowed to bring 3-things with me... like, that's it... what would I pick. So here it is, my list of the three items I CANNOT live without:

1. Lotion--> I remember when I was in Junior High, like 7th grade, I had this guy (who's name I can no longer remember) who's locker was right next to mine, and down a level. I remember one spring day coming to school in these shorts and thinking OMG what's-his-name (it started with a K or something, all I remember was he was hot) is going to think I have the driest legs of all time! I was so worried about that... I remember talking to him and making a comment about how dry my legs were, you know because the best way to make sure someone doesn't notice something is to point it out... and so from that day on he called me "dry legs" and from that day on I have not been with out lotion with out FREAKING out! And it's not just my legs anymore, it's my hands, I can't handle it when they are dry, I start to basically hyperventilate! So yes, the first thing I will NEVER be with out is Lotion!
2. Baby Wipes--> I use them to wash my makeup off, I use them to clean, I use them for everything, so if I'm going to be on a desert island with no way to bathe, or a stock of toilet paper, I'm bringing a lifetime supply of frakking baby wipes! Plus if by some miracle I meet a man on this desert island (And lets be real, if it's not happening for me here in America it's got to be because some indigenous man is waiting for me on this remote island i don't know how I got stuck on) and I have his native baby, I'm going to be super glad I have those baby wipes!
3. It has recently come to my attention that I may have male readers, so I'm going to try to say this as delicately as possible... hahahahaha, ok let's be real when have I ever been Delicate... hahahaha! Ok, item number 3 is Tampons... I don't know how women survived with out them and I don't want to find out! Plus, if Amanda Bynes taught us anything it's that Beckham uses
   
   them all the time for nose bleeds and if I'm going to be stuck on a desert island fighting indigenous women for the right to one of the tribal men, then I'm going to end up with some bloody noses! (But you should see the other chick before you judge too harshly, she's way more messed up!) 

So there you have it my 3-most valuable items (of the moment) If you have any further questions about life on a deserted island please watch Blue Lagoon...

Make sure to tell me in the comments the 3-things you can't live without! Or do you agree with me!?

A new obsession

So my friend Megan inadvertantly got me hooked on beauty videos and one of the things these girls do, other than tell you how to put on make up and use cool hair products is a bag tour... basically they empty out their bags and tell you all the cool products that are in them, well I decided that I wanted to do one too, but since I type everything out rather than make videos (although everyone's been telling me I should start a Youtube channel... just the thought of that makes me giggle...) any way, here you go, you didn't ask for it, so here it is! MY BAG CONTAINS.... (drum roll please)

Ok well let's start off with my bag itself, I like to call it my bomber girl bag, because it's like a bomber jacket in material but it's for a girl... and it's a purse... I got it at a store here in Gillette called Back to the Rack, for $9... that might be a little out of your price range so if it is, I suggest digging around at your local DI!

In the front pocket of my bomber girl bag are my keys and a blue hair tie, because I always have to have a hair tie with me, otherwise I'll go insane...

Inside my bag, in the small pocket is some gum, Orbit Sweet Mint to be exact, I really like the light flavor of this gum, it keeps my breath for smelling gross! Also in this pocket is my Burts Bee's lip balm, it's got a nice minty flavor to it, and when my lips were super dry and gross this winter from not being kissed it really helped to keep them moist! I also have some hot pink (80's style) lipstick that came in my Birchbox, (ps if you want an invite to Birchbox let me know in the comments...I'm OBSESSED!), a pen, and chapstick that Delene had me keep in my bag and forgot to give back to her!

Further in my bad we find a Coach make-up bag, I love this bag, it was $30 and it makes me feel like a rich person whenever  I hold it! inside that bag is Eye drops that make your eyes burn, my DKNY roll-on perfume so I don't stink, lotion and hand sanitizer in coconut verbena lime sent, a tampon, my acne medicine and nail polish I forgot I had!

The next thing I pull out is my sunglasses case! My sunglasses are prescription and from Firmoo, which I LOVE!

My wallet, a Tyler Rodan yellow wallet my mom bought for me!

A pad Delene asked me to put in my bag and forgot to give back to her...

A water bottle, to keep me hydrated, because it's good for your skin and stuff...

My pen case! This case is HUGE! there is absolutely NO reason I need that many pens on my person at all times but I don't leave home with out it!

Lady Gaga headphones my boss gave me, a comb, my lotion which I would die with out, and a fruit roll up... and some trash I stuffed in earlier...

So there you have it! my bag tour! I know you're so glad you kept reading and if you want any of the products I've featured here today go to Walgreens because that's most likely where I got them!