Things hot people can get away with...

So I've been thinking today, there are a lot of things that hot people can get away with that the rest of the universe can't... Here's my list of things that most people have a hard time with:

1. Being friends with other hot people... Hot people can be friends with as many hot people as they want because the chance is, eventually they will find a hot person who wants more than friendship... the rest of us are "just" friends with all the hotties and we're sitting there staring at their chiseled abs thinking "why can't he love me" and he's like "Oh Sam! You're so funny!" not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything... Screw you Douchie Chad!
2. Moving: For most people moving is a big ordeal, it involves finding a place to live, a job, packing up your life and hauling it out to your car/trailer, unloading trailer and unpacking...etc... Hot people have no trouble finding jobs, or places to live (I mean what landlord DOESN'T want a total hottie boosting up their property value?! Loading and Unloading, please, if you're a girl hottie, every man in the neighbor hood is breaking that trailer down just to hang out with you in your bikini because "moving just makes you soooo sweaty!" And if you're a hot dude... well you can probably carry all your boxes in at once, with your shirt off, while all the chicks in the neighborhood decide at the exact same time to go sun bathing on or near your front yard...
3. Shopping: It's amazing how everything in every store is some how tailored perfectly to fit the nearest hottie's body... Like, it's almost a Traveling Pants kind of effect... 
4. Free stuff: Hot people are always getting free stuff because brands want hottie's to be wearing their brand so other non hot people will spend all their money in the hopes that they can look like that hottie some how... hence why I spent $16 on a bottle of hair-texturizing junk yesterday...

 Well... I might hate all hot people now, but I can't because most of my friends fit in the hot category which is actually really good for my ego since it's my theory that all hot people travel in packs, which enplanes how most of them on the CW are Werewolves...