So I was thinking, I've always been under the impression that I had nice wide birthing hips and that one day a man would realize this, sweep me off my feet and we would live happily ever after... But now I'm wondering. Could my hips be too wide?
Reason #35: too much of a good thing = a bad thing!
The point of good birthing hips is to make birth easier and more successful, right? Well maybe men look at my hips and see that birth would be much too easy Amy our child would end up thinking the world is easy and all thanks to my too-wide birthing hips our child would be set up for failure right out of the womb!
That's it, isn't it?! The reason I haven't found a man is that I've made birth too easy and there for not worth it... I mean I might as well just scheduled all my c-sections now!
Who do I think I am?
Solutions:
1. Break my hips, need replacement, get replaced by smaller hips
2. Wrap them up She's The Man style
3. Give up...
I don't think I'm quite ready for option 3 yet so I'll start work on the first two for now! Wish me luck! I have some skiing accidents to plan!
An afterthought: I just went looking for pictures of hip casts and other than the pictures of children looking terribly uncomfortable all coasted up I found pictures of black people from tv... And then i started looking at pictures from She's The Man and I think instead of trying to hurt or hide myself I'm just gonna stare at Channing Tatum's abs... Peace!
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