Feel Grand Friday!

Have you ever wondered what the actual butt crack of dawn is? Because I've discovered a definition.

The Butt-Crack of Dawn: The exact moment when one is aroused from an excellent nights sleep by the evilest of fire alarms going off in one's apartment building and just down the hall from one. 

Yes, today I experienced the Butt Crack of Dawn but that's ok, because it's Friday… and you know what Friday means…

Music to live your week by:

Cherry Bomb by The Runaways                                                        Love Somebody by Maroon 5

Determinate by Lemonade Mouth                                         Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Ray

Diva by Beyonce                                                    Hear by Moonpools & Caterpillers (100% 90's!)

Movies you best go out and watch!:

Heavy Weights                       The Host (Early release to iTunes!)              10 Things I Hate About You   

So there you have it, I've pretty much planned out your week for you! Hope you enjoy it as much as I do! If you are just itching for a little more of me this weekend visit my friend Deidre's blog! She featured me in her ongoing series "The Smile Chronicles" it was way fun to do, so check it out! 

See you monday my lovelies! 

A day in the life of the vicarious lover...

I think maybe boys get a "not single" vibe off me because everyday I go on a date in my head... sometimes it's with Damon Salvatore sometimes it's with Dean Winchester  sometimes if I time travel to 11 years ago it's Max Evans... And that's not anywhere near all of them... Usually when I watch a movie I find a new man to date... So they are picking up on this whole taken vibe, on accident!

Lesson #17: HOLY CRAP #17 IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER! If you've seen Chicago, you know why!!! (the you know why is slightly unrelated but still funny!)

So I'm going to have to try something different, I'm going to have to break up with all of these guys, so here's my break up letter to my lovers:

Dear Pseudo-Lovers,

     We've had some fun times... remember that one tim... ok well, I don't want to make any one blush, but the thing is, we're going to have to take a break. You're holding me back, I love the time we've spent with each other and I will always cherish it, but if we keep this up any longer I'm afraid you will begin to ruin my chances with someone who doesn't spend most of their time on my TV screen. You'll always be important to me! 

I love you,

Sam

Whew, that was difficult! But I know it's what's best! 

Much love and friendship! 

A day in the life of the accidental moo moo

So last night I had a night class, I'd spent all day in my work-out clothing from my softball class because as we've discussed I procrastinate so I came home from Softball class and started writing my paper that was due that night... So anyway, I took a shower about an hour before class and by the time I decided what to wear my mind was all about comfort... not about fashion... mistake #1. Mistake #2 was thinking that the loose shirt that looks cute with skinny jeans would also work with the flowie-hawaiian skirt I'd picked to wear... Mistake #3 was never buying a full length mirror.

So here I go, off to class in my loose shirt, and flowie skirt. I spent the first half of class (it's a 3-hour class) completely oblivious to my fashion disaster, which incase you were wondering is an amazing feeling! I was feeling nice and comfortable, I could have slept there (maybe that's bad...)   [Ok, when you click on the nice and comfortable link, make sure you play the dance mix afterwards... ]

Lesson #17: Look before you Leave

I thought I'd checked the mirror before I left, but at our half-way through the class bathroom break I was very sad to realize that a full-length mirror really does make all the difference... I looked straight off the streets of Hawaii, not that I've ever been there, but Lilo and Stitch taught me a long time ago that you are either a hot hawaiian with a rockin-curvy bod our you wear moo moo's... so I was definitely the moo moo type last night... the sad thing was that it wasn't a real moo moo so there were parts that could have been less construing and way more comfortable. Here's a side lesson for you, an amendment to the original if you will,

Lesson #17.2: If you aren't going to look before you leave at least make sure you don't have to deal with a waist band!