Monday, March 3, 2014

How To: do your 20's like Taylor Swift

You may or may not be a T-Swift fan... I happen to be a pretty big fan, I doubt I'd burst into tears if I met her (now my sister is a different story) but I love her music, I love her style, and I especially love her lack of scandalous behavior! My limited life's goal is to one day become her best friend and party the way she does... That being said, I've devised a solid list of ways to live my 20's like she does, which is the way I think all people should live their early adulthood...

 1. Travel... For people like Taylor this means hop on your jet and head over to Norway for a few days... for those of us who's jet's are currently stuck in the hanger until we earn a million more bucks it means take a day trip, see the sights in your area, but don't be stagnant... I think we all know I'm a fan of sitting on your can and watching something slutty on TV, but that's no way to live your 20's that's for you're 30's











2. Enjoy the sights, weather you've been blessed with the ability to run the parks of Nashville early morning like T-Swizzy, or you're driving the open plains of Wyoming, enjoy the beauty of God's creations... and if you can, you might as well look hot doing it... I mean, look at that, even her hair looks cute when she's exercising! HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?!


3. Regress... I don't know about you but I didn't have nearly enough face painting  as a child... so who says I shouldn't do it now?! NO ONE! And this time I can buy my own paint! Taylor here shows us the beauty of all different kinds of face painting... the Butterfly mask, the Unicorn across your face, and the parts of a whole facial masterpiece! Have fun!
 4. Karaoke... while we might find difficulty in finding the opportunity to sing classics with those who wrote them, there's no reason we shouldn't find the nearest bar and get kicked out, not for drunken brawls, but for offending the owner's wife with our siren songs!
5. Play Dress Up... and never stop doing so!
 6. Dance like there's no tomorrow... and if the urge hits you to do an interpretive dance to Wreckingball... just do it (not that I'm speaking from experience or anything... cough... cough... 2-weeks-ago...cough...in my basement... alone...cough)
 7. Don't allow yourself to be pressured by what other people think you should be... you might have a cat staring at you while you're trying to pick out your shoes, but don't let Meredith decide what shoes you wear to that awards show... what does she know, she's just a cat!
 8. Drink lots of Diet Coke...

 9. Read, and learn from the masters! Take notes constantly, and remind yourself there is never a time when you should stop improving who you are... also, have a chalk board, because they are awesome!













10.If it's possible get an expressive cat... they make everything in life more entertaining, and let's be real, that's what life's about!
11. Wear lipstick and be spontaneous! Be yourself always, and if that means wearing red lipstick when you have no other form of make up on, rock it! And don't be afraid to be goofy in that red lipstick, classy does not mean stuffy!
 12. Age is just a number, sometimes those younger than us are wiser than us! Also, walk on the beach... for obvious reasons! Wasn't it Inmate Martha "M-Dawg" Stewart who taught us the exfoliating powers of Sand?
 13. Emulate those who have gone before... also, do so in the American-French-Ambassadors house if possible, and in a super cute black dress!
 14. Cookies
 15. Party, whenever necessary... this does not need to include alcohol if you are smart!
 16. Make life fun! Have a random photo shoot, sing about everything, have themed parties, buy the weird sweater, sunglasses, or hat when you feel like it!








17. Don't be afraid to change up everything! You're not a politician so you can't be called a waffler, you're called a 20-something!

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