I'm 5'11" and my body type could be described as "more to love... no like MORE to LOVE!" women in my situation could have gone two routes...

Route #2: A prostitute: I don't know what it is but in almost EVERY freaking period movie/tv show I see prostitutes are almost always luscious ladies! Their teeth are rotting, they have more venereal disease than the entire decade of the 1970's, and their job was pretty much gross, but hey they were not short of boyfriends were they? too far? The point is, I would probably have owned that brothel, and I'm not looking to make soup! I would have been the big mama, like the owner, operator, and head madam of the house! Which is actually better, I've paid my dues and now I'm just living the high life, you know. I can make myself available for the, you know, high ranking people, make a lil money, have a good time... ok I'm going too far...
Any way, the point is I'd have done well back in the day, which is why I'll be sending my head shots to Reign in the hopes of being cast as one of Mary's ladies' in waiting who gets a lot of the hot foreign dignitaries to make treaties with us... also don't google "Rubinesque paintings" ... just trust me on this one!
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