Five reasons...

So I've been thinking... Being a girl can sometimes be tough, you specifically once a month... When we run out of money and then Diet Coke, gosh what were you thinking?! But the point is that every now and then I've thought to myself, "boys have it so easy!!" however every now and then I have a moment of clarity and i think "wow, I'm so glad I'm a girl" I had one of those moments a few nights ago sitting around a cramped table full of my friends at Applebee's (where many a philosophical discussion has taken place). I was asked and thusly delivered a list of five reasons I would NOT want to be a man... And in anticipation of future moments of weakness I plan to record it here today:

1. External sexual organs... I think the reason for this one can be explained by any teenaged boy who's had a moment during class, or got kicked, hit, slapped in the nutts... It's just not fun in my opinion

2. Have to take charge in dating... I can say the reason i'm not dating is because guys are stupid and never ask me out... They don't have that excuse...

3. Girls can be tom-boys but if boys are a little bit feminine BAM they are gay!

4. Porn, slutty girls, etc... It's EVERYWHERE! There's no escaping it, and thanks to point number 1, there's no way to hide how that makes you feel... Not fair!

5. Shaving... I mean don't get me wrong, as girls we have legs and armpits that need to be cleaned up at least every other day... But unless a guy wants to look like a mountain man he has to take a razor blade to his face and destroy his skin at least once a week... Usually every day, that would suck!!! Girls Anne nice smelling foam that makes it a little more pleasant, and then we have nice lotion to lather on afterwards... It all just seems nicer when you're a girl... Ya know?! 

So there it is, the five reasons I'm glad I live on Venus, not Mars! Then again... after seeing this picture... maybe I do want to be a man...