A day in the life of the girl who's more cynical than most...

So a few years ago I remember sitting in my living room and laughing about something stupid... so there we are and this guy walks in and says something even stupider to us and we just bust up... he says something along the lines of "you guys are more cynical than most"... and so obviously we put a sign on our door that said something to that effect.... so ya, I'm a little cynical... whenever I see a couple walking all couple-y I think to myself, "how many points if I hit them" (Speaking of my brother and I had a conversation about this very subject once, did you know that the amount of points you get from hitting someone can be tally'd by the following key points:

1. residual guilt
1. effect the hit will have on others

These two key points are crucial, for instance, if I hit a Punk-A-B then you will probably only get something like 5 points where as if you hit a mother and baby you'll get 50! If you hit a Burger King you'll probably only get 10 points but if you hit a five-guys you'll probably get something like 500 points...

Lesson #23: stop thinking!

Ok, now back to the MAIN point... I'm Cynical... So how is my cynicism keeping me from dating... well it all start with the fact that women aren't made to be thinkers... Men don't want women with independent minds they want women who will do what they are told and are good at cooking... I on the other hand just kind of do my own thing... I mean  I can cook but I don't do it very often. I have some very independent thoughts and my cynicism is proof of that.

So my solution is going to basically going to be to stop thinking... I'm probably going to have to change my major to Marriage and Family Relations (because who wants a girl to be dealing with politics/the law anyway, that's not woman's work)

if you guys have any idea about how to shut down my brain let me know... it's not that easy. I hope you enjoyed these funny meme's I found... I love women jokes!

well, I'm off to cook something!