So I figured it out you guys, I'm supposed to marry someone from a different sexy country with a sexy accent and he is a little freaked out by how much I love America... I mean, my wardrobe is primarily Red-White-and-Blue... that's normal though, right? And it's normal to decorate your walls with American Flags, right? What? I really love America... it's basically the best country EVER!!Lesson #20: maybe hold back your extremeness until the honeymoon...
So my sexy accented boyfriend is out there somewhere and the best thing I can do is suppress my true self! So I'm going to tone it down a little... maybe hum something other than the national anthem, maybe I could get some different color into my wardrobe, some yellow, purple, some GREEN?! Oh my gosh the possibilities are opening themselves up to me!
Well guys, if all things work out, this time next week I should be engaged to a sexy British or Australian man... I'm thinking maybe I'll do Liam Hemsworth a favor and break him and Miley up... that's what love is all about, right, saving each other! PS... sorry I've been absent for a little while, I was celebrating my favorite holiday... INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!!!!! But from now on you guys, as far as anyone else is concerned my favorite holiday is Thanksgiving, I will be a normal girl and I will get me a foreign man!!
Until next time my friends, Keep it real!
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