I’m old… it’s been a week since my birthday and I’m already
starting to see wrinkles, I think I need to get some age-spot cream. 24 in the
real world is pretty normal, right, I mean the Girls on the TV show “Girls”
(which I can’t watch because of my virgin-ness) are 24. They live in NYC, they
have temporary jobs, they date, they party… I am none of those things AND I
live in the Mormon world, so, I’m old!
In Pride and Prejudice there’s a part where Charlotte tells
Elizabeth why she’s marring creepy Mr. Collins. One of the reasons is that
she’s 27… 27 in the normal world is when you’re just starting your serious
career, you’ve done your traveling, you’ve messed around, now you’re getting a
little more serious and you’re settling down, in Mormon world, you’re Charlotte
Lucas, freaking out, preparing to marry Mr. Collins… you poor, poor girl… And, I just want to
point that I’m only 3 years away from that shame!
Lesson #12 Live while you’re young…
So, ya, I’m Old… I think this is why I’m not getting dates.
Boys here at school want to date 19 year old bimbos… however since the
missionary age-change all the 19-year-old girls are unavailable so they are
“settling” for the 18 and or 20 year olds… they sacrifice so much! SO here I
am, a Returned Missionary, which for a girl used to be rare, however now it’s
like whatever, and I’m a Poly Sci major, which I thought would be a major
fraught with boys but they are mostly married… and ugly…
How can I get past this problem I think my biggest solution
is to move to a nursing home. I’ll be the youngest person there, I’ll have the possibility
of becoming the next Anna Nichole (except she may have been younger than me
when that whole thing happened, and I’d rather do it with out the whole court
issues…) and the final reason I think a nursing home is my best option… meals
included!
So in summation I’m old so I’ll be posting my future blogs
from the nursing home down the street.
T.T.F.N!
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